Dreaming Novel Things: The Reading Outside Fantasy Compared to the Reality

dreamingnovelthingsDreaming Novel Things is a feature in which I discuss book related subjects, but in a creative way. I’ll use interviews, narratives and lists to talk about book trends, book opinion and bookish matters. If you have any book related subjects you’d like to see me discuss just leave me a comment below!

Let me tell you about a dream of mine. In this dream it’s a nice sunny day with a cool breeze. In my front yard there’s a huge oak tree that provides an ample amount of shade and the sound of birds chirping leaves you with the impression that Snow White might be near by. In this dream I decide I simply must take my new book outside to read and take advantage of the nice day. It was splendid.

Imagine my surprise when I woke up to a beautiful day exactly like the one in my dream. I hurriedly put on some decent clothes (yoga pants) and grabbed my ginormous copy of The Stand by Steven King and soon found myself sitting in the shade of my oak tree with the sounds of bird chirping near by.

Can you guess what I found out?

My dream was a load of hogwash.

Let me explain why reading outside is a better fantasy than reality.

*Nice sunny day with a cool breeze

Fantasy: Ideal weather conditions, warm and cool enough to be comfortable in the fresh air.

Reality: Too hot in the sun and too cold in the shade. And that “cool breeze” loves to flip your pages for you in a very crazy-like way.

*Pleasant oak tree

Fantasy: Great for leaning on and provides a pretty background.

Reality: Not great for leaning on because it’s crawling with insects and covered in sap forcing you to sit hunched over your book causing your back to ache in ten minutes. And now you keep slapping your leg due to your new paranoia of ants.

*The pretty sound of birds chirping near by

Fantasy: Provides quality background noise and gives a new appreciation of nature.

Reality: After a close call you remember that birds don’t leave nice gifts and you now are half reading and half dodging bird droppings. This is about the time when you start to remember that you hate nature.

*No distractions

Fantasy: Except for the sound of birds chirping and the rustling of the breeze all else is quiet, leaving you to enjoy your book distraction free.

Reality: With the 15 cars that drove by, the two planes the flew over and the construction work going on down the road it’s no wonder you read the same paragraph five times.

*The comfort of the soft grass

Fantasy: The grass is soft enough that you can fall asleep and wake up completely refreshed.

Reality: The grass is itchy, crawling with insects and slightly wet due to the morning dew so that when you get up you have a wet mark that looks suspicious.

Now you know that we have been lied to all these years. Reading outside is a terrible experience and can lead to only discomfort, bug bites and unwanted surprises from the birds above. Stay inside to read, your book will thank you.

What are your thoughts? Do you have horror stories about reading places gone wrong? Share them below and happy reading!


The Magician’s Nephew by C.S. Lewis

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  • Published: May 2nd, 1955
  • Publisher: The Bodley Head
  • Genre: Fantasy
  • Series: The Chronicles of Narnia
  • Followed by: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
  • Even though it is the first novel in Narnia history, it was the sixth published out of seven novels
  • Pages in Paperback: 95
  • Quote: “When things go wrong, you’ll find they usually go getting worse for some time, but when things start going right they often go on getting better and better.”
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When Digory and Polly are tricked by Digory’s peculiar Uncle Andrew into becoming part of an experiment, they set off on the adventure of a lifetime. What happens to the children when they touch Uncle Andrew’s magic rings is far beyond anything even the old magician could have imagined.

Hurtled into the Wood between the Worlds, the children soon find that they can enter many worlds through the mysterious pools there. In one world they encounter the evil Queen Jadis, who wreaks havoc in the streets of London when she is accidentally brought back with them. When they finally manage to pull her out of London, unintentionally taking along Uncle Andrew and a coachman with his horse, they find themselves in what will come to be known as the land of Narnia.

Review of the Characters:

Digory– I really enjoyed Digory. He was very funny with his threats to his uncle and very charming with his bravery of going after Polly. I also liked that he made an error. He gave into his curious nature and not only do we see the costs of that error but we see Digory actually learn from that error. Overall, Digory was a fine character and a great introduction to the world of Narnia.

Polly– Very much like Digory, Polly was a charming character. She was someone who was smart with an understanding nature yet full of pride. It was this pride that led to her error, through not as grave as Digory’s. She let her vanity take the upper hand for a minute and paid greatly. Though it is not as obvious that Polly learns her lesson as it was with Digory, it was still clear that she did. (Side note: C.S. Lewis referenced many religious themes throughout the novel, one of which was original sin. I was in favor of the fact that he chose  Digory to be tempted instead of Polly, implying that it is not just women who consider temptation).

Uncle Andrew– You are not supposed to like Uncle Andrew and the author succeeds in this aspect, though I did not enjoy him for different reasons than the author intended. It seemed that Uncle Andrew was rotten to the core, there was no redemption for him. The author uses the excuse of his being a magician or mad scientist as his excuse but I did not find it believable. He was human and to be human even one of the worst humans in history is to feel some sort of compassion no matter how small. If Uncle Andrew had displayed this humanity I would have found him much more realistic.

Queen Jadis– An extremely scary character, it is clear who she references to in religious culture. Like Uncle Andrew there is no redemption for this character, she is evil to the core. However, unlike Uncle Andrew she is not human so I am more inclined to forgive Queen Jadis for her lack of compassion. She is truly frightening in her concise ways and if I was a bit younger I might have a nightmare about her, so I guess C.S. Lewis accomplished what he wished too with this character.

Review of the Story:

The story was very fascinating although I am prone to the fantasy genre and as such I may be a bit biased. However, while I enjoyed this charming (for that really is the best word for it) story I did think that it’s purpose was more to introduce rather than entertain. I have to consider the fact also that it is children’s literature for I found myself wanting the author to go into more detail. I wanted him to expand on the wonders of Narnia (for I became enthralled with it) but I think the author’s purpose was just to introduce Narnia, give us a taste, rather than show everything it could be.

Review of the Writing:

For children’s literature the writing was really good which is probably why his books are used in classrooms today. I found that his tone was very tongue-in-cheek which I thought was refreshing, especially since it is written for children for it implies that children are smart enough to understand sarcasm the same as adults. Through Lewis’s writing it is easy to see his religious beliefs as he makes references to atonement, original sin and others. I don’t usually like it when the author references his religious nature in novels, especially in children’s novels as I sometimes find them to be preachy, but in this case the religious references did not eclipse the story.


The Magician’s Nephew is charming and timeless. It takes children on an adventure they never dreamed existed all the while teaching them to take responsibility for their actions. I was enchanted with Narnia and very much look forward to reading more in the Chronicles of Narnia.


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P.S.– My next read is The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis (this is where it gets good)!

Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo

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